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Sometimes I make videos

I’m really just testing embedding a YouTube video.

Funny Scene that is 100% Made Up

THE SCENE: INT KITCHEN.

HUSBAND, age 37, is doing chores. WIFE, beautiful as always, is watching from the LIVING ROOM.

WIFE
You look like one of the guys in that porn for women book.

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Sometimes My Wife Takes Pictures

And it puts my pictures to shame.

Is she a puppy or a little girl?

Is she a puppy or a little girl?

Supervillian Saturday

Feared by attorneys and judges everywhere

The Devil’s Advocate

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Sometimes I take pictures

And sometimes they’re not half bad.

Half frozen water fountain.

Half frozen water fountain.

Another Million Dollar Idea

I have this idea for a cover band called Songs in the Key of Me.

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Another email

As long as I’m on the subject of email I have sent, here’s another. I actually think this one is funnier.

I’m reposting it here because I want to make sure I have a copy archived for myself.

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A fond farewell

I’m trying to cheer myself up, so I’m posting the goodbye email I sent out when I left my last job. I got a lot of complements on it, so you’ll probably find it amusing as well.

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Million Dollar Idea

I had a million dollar idea today after seeing a bald man walking downtown in Seattle’s freezing weather.

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Links for Dad

My dad was looking for some new links to add to his bookmarks because he was getting bored with his current collection. Here are my suggestions, in no particular order.

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