Reposted from Facebook.
Inspired by Jessica.
During my last semester of college I was a juggler and a clown in a circus. I almost didn’t graduate because I spent so much time at rehearsals. I also almost didn’t graduate because I took too many math credits and couldn’t count them all towards my total needed to graduate. A [...]
(I’ve got a million of these.)
This is something I’ve already posted on Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn, etc (Thanks Ping.fm!), but I thought I’d post it here as well.
It’s a book called Ikea Furniture for Dummies.
I’m at home sick today, so I figured that I’d document how my brain works when I’m not feeling well. I still have a headache as I’m writing this (and at time also have The Toddler on my lap) so it may be a bit incoherent. Please accept my apologies in advance.
You think you’ve screwed up? You should see this guy.
Mr. Incompetent
This is an actual email thread from today, slightly edited for clarity and to protect the innocent. I should note that Steve is from New York.
From: Steve To: All Subject: Junior’s Cheesecake in the kitchen …courtesy of XXXXXXXX, who helped us XXXXXXXXXXXX. We paid them thousands of $$ [...]
In 140 characters or less.
I’m really just testing embedding a YouTube video.
THE SCENE: INT KITCHEN.
HUSBAND, age 37, is doing chores. WIFE, beautiful as always, is watching from the LIVING ROOM.
WIFE You look like one of the guys in that porn for women book.
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The Devil’s Advocate
I have this idea for a cover band called Songs in the Key of Me.